A Vancouver Islander was stopped by a federal fisheries officer, recently, with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The fisheries officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the fisheries officer for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the fisheries officer turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
Doug....You will surely have a headache now!!! On your other pic I thought u had a bad headache cause u were holding your head....this won't be any better... Aww about now I would like Lauries sledge.....Good spot sticking out there...
Doug...I still can't play your song. It says the song can only be played on the users page. I don't know what that means. I have no problems with the other music that everyone put on here. So thats strange.