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Ye Olde Farts' Club

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Ye Olde Farts' Club

For Olde Farts, those of us who have been described as fart, codger, curmudgeon, crotchety, cantankerous, etc., More importantly - we who have so described ourselves. Also for those who can stand being around us! Beards and mustaches not required.

Location: Old Fogeyville
Members: 22
Latest Activity: Feb 22

What is an Olde Fart? I found this definition online: "Tribal elder. A title self-assumed with remarkable frequency. This is a term of insult in the second or third person but one of pride in first person." This group is for folks who shamelessly claim the title "Olde Fart." Expect jokes, puns, and a good bit of craziness!

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Defining or Illuminating Olde Fart Moments

Started by WyrdWanderer. Last reply by NIta Mar 21, 2009. 5 Replies

Have you had an experience that was defining or illuminating in your being an Olde Fart? Share your stories here.

URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Started by WyrdWanderer Dec 13, 2008. 0 Replies

The following link is an URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!! All guys are urged to view this important public service video! Especially at this time of year, it bears an important warning.You…Continue

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Olde Fart Jokes

Started by WyrdWanderer. Last reply by Billder Jul 7, 2008. 2 Replies

It seems only fitting that one of our first discussions be on olde fart jokes. Let's hear 'em!

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Comment by element on September 13, 2008 at 16:30
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly father to a nursing home and leaves him, hoping he will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe him, feed him a tasty breakfast, and set him in a chair at a window overlooking the lawns and gardens.

He seems okay but after a while he slowly starts to lean over sideways in his chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch him and straighten him up.

Again, he seems okay but after a while he starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring him back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old man is adjusting to his new home. “So Pa, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.

“It's pretty nice,” he replies. “Except they won't let you fart.”
Comment by Dabhoch on September 2, 2008 at 16:45
Two elderly ladies were in a movie theater - one whispered to the other, "My butt is falling asleep!"
The other replied, "I know - I heard it snore 3 times already!"
Comment by Kobi on August 30, 2008 at 16:01
I am young! Why am I here?

I guess I have always been "wise beyond my years".... of course never realize we actually had a club in here for it...lol
Comment by element on August 30, 2008 at 4:29
They promised you money billder? They offered me some prunes and a cup of tea.... i haven't gotten that either.
Comment by Billder on August 27, 2008 at 15:50
I'm not an old fart!!!!!!! I was forced to join! They promised me money which I have not seen a red cent....
Comment by Bob Kirby on August 21, 2008 at 21:58
Well, well, I finally found a club that I'm qualified to join. It's a pleasure to find folks that I have something in common with.
Comment by Jeremiah Fay on July 30, 2008 at 23:13
The original Old Fart joke:

A son is worried about his widower father in Miami--he never gets out. The father is 96 years old and keeps to himself.

His son aranges a dinner for him and pays the waiter $50 ahead of time to keep a close eye on his dad.

His dad goes to dinner alone and eats an appetiser and main course. As he looks through the dessert menu he starts listing to to the left side and quickly the waiter puts his hands on the old man's shoulders and rights him. A little later the old man lists to the right side and the ever watchful waiter rights him again. The old man leaves the restaurant.

That night his son calls hom and asks how dinner went.

The old man replies. "Well, the food was good, the ambiance was exceptional -----THEY WON'T LET YOU FART."
Comment by oldwarhorse3 on July 9, 2008 at 19:52
Does this mean I have to grow a beard? LOL!!!
Comment by Sceállóg Ó Tacoma on July 7, 2008 at 14:53
I guess I would qualify although I am not particularly flatulent. I do proudly wear my membership badge as a DOM though.
Comment by WWM on July 3, 2008 at 21:48
He I am... ;-)
Almost not make it..!!!
Thanks for the invitation..!
wwm
 

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